Tuesday, August 25, 2009

More temptation!!


Hmmm..imagine..a nice plate of Turkey rice placed in front of you now...take it or leave it?

Ok..this is the last rice posting I'm gonna make..I promise!

Temptation....


More temptation...it's more tempting than the temptation faced by Adam and Eve back then...faintz 100 times..

Resistance....


Arggh..can't resist...it....faintz....

No rice, thank you!

Remember...rice makes you fat!!!

Say 'No' to rice now..I did!

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Not over yet!


It ain't over til' the fat lady sings...hehe!

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Company's lucky draw today!!


Kanasai!! Why I no prize wan????

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Harðfiskur, wind-dried fish



This is the Original, made in Iceland







And this is the local version.

Dang! Both looks so the same..hehe

Seeing through Ah Kong's reading glass


Up close and personal

Distorted vision


Ah Kong: Erm..old lady, are we seeing things? Why are those apples bigger than us?

Ah Mah: Hahahahaha...silly you! It's because we are wearing reading glasses, that is why things look bigger than they actually are!

Ah Kong: Oh..you are so wise...hahahahahaha!

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Grave of the fireflies (Studio Ghibli)


A very touching animated movie.

If you do not shed a tear after watching this..please go and see a psychiatrist, you beast!

I shed tons of tears, without fail, every time I watched this..sigh!

My heart really ache thinking about the little girl's fate even now...I implore you to watch it please!

Colour



Paint your life in colour...don't just use black and white.

Please make sure you use up all the available colours that you have before it dries up.

When it does... you are ready to go.

Amen.

Owl's tale: In the doctor's office



Doc: Can I help you?

Patient: Hmmm...I found that I can't sleep at night all these while..is there anything wrong with me?

Doc: Of course there's something wrong with you! You're an owl, stoopid! That's why you can't sleep at night!!!

Doc yells: Next patient please...
= The end =

Hokkien mee!


Does this fella really looks like hokkien mee to you when you're feeling really hungry?

Well, it works for me!

Chomp chomp chomp...burppppp!

I want to eat laksa!

Dang! Suddenly having a crave for a bowl of santan filled laksa with additional servings of see-ham and the special chilli paste...arrgh!

Bigotry



Definition:

One who is narrrowly or intolerantly devoted to his or her opinions and prejudices.


Can you think of someone having this kind of attitude or should I say, disease?




Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Ah Kong Ah Mah's wisdom


Ah Kong Ah Mah says 'Boy boy..don't try to be funny hor!'

Me: 'Ok...I dare not bluff people liao! The cat burial pic is a fake one..I admit I added the RIP stuff into the white plank..sorry!'

Ah Kong Ah Mah says: 'Good boy lah!'

Me: 'Tee-hee...I lup you both!'

The end.

Cat has nine lives?


Came across this when I was roaming the ancient streets of Macau 2 years ago.

This cat must be very big sized...needed an excavator to dig the burial site...rare encounter indeed!

Omitofo.

This is not a book!


Believe it or not?

This is a chocolate wrapping, no bluff you one!

Chinese books


How I wish I can read Chinese! There are so many good books out there.

Every time I walk past the 'Chinese Book' section in the bookshops I have such regret..that is the reason why I avoided going to the bookshops nowadays..hehe.

A banana-man here.

Animal farm-rated PG13



Dog: Woof woof..hey dude! Shall we have a bout of beer somewhere tonight?

Panda: Wtf! Go get yourself a life...you son of a bitch!

*for the benefit of those fellas thinking a 'bitch' is a vulgar word..it is not! It means a she-dog for your information and is correctly used in this context.

Mensiahsueykan


Hehe..this is a new word, hope you know what it means.

I got a lovely colleague who usually makes me feel that sometimes!









*Thx to Bitterstickgirl for the pic

The haze is back!


Kanasai!!












*Thx to Bitterstickgirl for the pic

Anger management


Anger management is very important if you want to live longer.

As Buddha once said 'Anger is like a wild fire burning you from inside' or something like that lar...hehe, sorry if I misquoted you Mr. Buddha sir!

So being angry is not an option for me, peace to the world!

Monday, August 3, 2009

Family


The first priority in my life is FAMILY.

I believe this is now more important than any other things, really.

Without a healthy family life, all things cannot function properly, even self.

My goal now is to build a good one despite all the weaknesses that I now have, striving to become better each day.

A new beginning...



Assuming I have walked through half of my life, simple maths says I have another half of my lifetime to spend on this precious world before I kiss the soil goodbye.

Many claimed that life begins only after forty, and I would want to believe in it.

Therefore a new dawn has begun...TODAY, 3 Aug 2009